"ode to loud boy"

"oh loud boy, the pain and anquish you seem to go through,
the fact that no one posts on your site, and it smells like poo...
but is it any reason to be silent and pout?
to gnash and to gnarl, swing your belly air about?
what do you think you are accomplishing and what do you show?
are you ANY better than alicia never posting a new beau?
sure they don't post and sure they don't sigh.
but zach's posts looked better, and it was a "hi."
one horse is cute but that is not enough,
i don't think you can never beat pretty ryan in the 'buff.'
so i see it comes down to two dilemas in your head.
no one seems to post and the rest of them are dead.
look to pretty ryan for the light that you seek.
no, don't look that way, he's taking a leak. (no links here.)
but look to his blog and the inspiration it can hold!
he still continues to post, while the others grow mold.
he is an image of perserverance, a beacon of strength.
because of this entry, 20 posts he will rank.
from far will they come and from near will they flock
to come and see HIS posting and not your silly clock.
the moores he will gather, the rasmussens he would only hope.
although gaining posts from them is like making a belly hair rope.
so loud boy, don't cry, don't scream and don't pout.
someday they will come to your blog, when the others run out."