this post is to holly, but anyone else is allowed to read it, i guess...
"...im sorry i told you i wasn't terribly excited to go to the ballroom dance performance for your old roommates' (and josh tuttle's sister-in-law's) class.
-im sorry for jumping in front of you to open the door instead of you going first.
-im sorry for not standing and talking with you and your aunt who also came to the dance performance.
-im sorry for talking great until you had to ask me nicely to please be quiet.
-im sorry for poking you in the belly simply because you told me you needed to pee.
-im sorry for making fun of the poor elementary school girl that had to dance with herself during the performance.
-im sorry whispering to josh that the boy needs to stop dancing with himself.
-im sorry for trying to kiss you after every performance.
-im sorry for yelling your name during the applause section of some of the performances.
-im especially sorry for the bad smell i made during the performance.
-im sorry you had to smell it.
-im sorry that josh had to ask me if it was me.
-im sorry that she thought it was him because it smelled like his.
-im sorry that you couldn't stop laughing due to the sheer smell of it all and the awkwardness of the situation.
-im sorry that i 'bad smelled' again.
-im sorry it stunk just as bad as the first one.
-im sorry i caused the hispanic women in front of us to start conversing in their native tongue.
-im sorry they couldn't get over it.
-im sorry for me trying to blame it on them because it smelled like tacos, and that it was just a coincidence that i had had tacos with you earlier in the evening.
-im sorry that it caused one to ask "maria, was that you?"
-im sorry that let another one slip shortly after that.
-im sorry that the hispanic ladies still kept conversing.
-im sorry for probably ruining it for everyone as my unconfirmed taco smell still lingered in their nostrils.
-im sorry for in the car, trying once again to blame it on the ladies in front of us.
-im sorry that im not cultured.
-but i am thankful that you love me anyways..."
4 comments:
ryan. i love you so much. i have no other words to say. i am in a state of shock. i was not expecting your blog to be updated it when i checked it.....but low and behold there was this unnecessary, but amazingly funny and very appreciated post standing as beacon for all of the world to see what an amazing man i am going to marry in just a few short months! thank you liver lips.
p.s. i suppose this means that you want me to write an apology blog for being the annoying person that i was on saturday night? although you secretly like it when i annoy the crap out of you i am sorry for being so silly.
gary should write an "apology for heidi..." blog about his poo-airing mishap at the ben folds concert a few years ago.
the poo-air stories are the best to remember later - they keep relationships going strong.
I'm sorry that I can't stop laughing at this blog. I liked the part where you yelled Holly's name during the applause part. that amuses me greatly. I'm sorry you had taco farts but i was glad you had someone to blame. tom and i never got to fart and blame during our relationship, he was too much of a stuffed shirt. now he farts and is NEVER sorr.
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